Isn't the greatest trick the G.A.C. ever pulled, making people believe it doesn't exist?

I just got back from my weekly trip to Denmark, you know, checking some answering machines. Did I miss anything important?





(G.A.C is, of course the Great Atheist Consp...Oh wait, nevermind)

Isn't the greatest trick the G.A.C. ever pulled, making people believe it doesn't exist?
Yeah you missed my last question! It was about Atheists, and it's a good one :-)


And we also missed you......MWAH! (Look I know you're straight as a rock, but a teenie weenie kiss won't hurt :-P)
Reply:I know. You just have to laugh when you hear people say that they don't believe the G.A.C. even exi--





I mean, uhhh, what? The G.A.C.? I've never... heard... %26lt;cough%26gt;... of that. Yeah.
Reply:Yes, you always miss everything Markyyy! :P
Reply:Nothing involving you could possibly be important but hey the next time you're up in denmark how about catching a flight to tromso then grab one of those big hercules transports out to jan mayan island and like stay there forever no likes you except these fake avatars you set up for yourself and by the way nobody goes to another country to check for phone messages its idiotic you can check your voice mail anywhere so i assume this was actually a drug run to Copenhagen and maybe buy a few Romanian girls while you're up there i hope im not being offensive because hey man you tickle my fancy
Reply:Atheosdammit, stop talking about it!
Reply:Markyyy, shush. There are spies eavesdropping.
Reply:Speak of this no further Agent 009, the christians are starting to realize we're here.





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Reply:What are they conspiring to do?


I'd like to join GAC
Reply:are you sure GAC doesnt stand for the Great American Country music channel
Reply:What a rotten surprise they will have on that great day, to find real live atheist in fox holes!